“A girl knows her limits, but a wise girl knows she has none.” – Marilyn Monroe

  “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Sir Winston Churchill

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – Samuel Johnson

“I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade……. and then find someone whos life has given them Vodka and have a party.” – Ron White